The+Green+Lizard+Egg

The guy at the pet store said he was pretty sure it was a Green Lizard egg. But man, was he wrong. He could not have been more wrong. Now the newspaper wants to know what happened to my little brother, that nice old lady down the street, the left side of Seattle Elementary School, and the three jets, two helicopters, four tanks,and 36,000 gallons of Marshmallow Fluff that are now missing. They will probably cover up the true story. But here's what really happened...